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Wednesday, July 23


I am terribly convinced of a serious sick truth.

My nose,
is going,
to,
fall off.

I am a living pool of germs and bacteria.
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Not funny is: Feeling light-headed during work due to an extremely sneezy/leaky nose, and randomly breaking out in cold sweat due to fluctuating body temperatures.

Funny is: Seeing 2 of your colleagues burst down from the upper level screaming "Leeeeonaaaaa!", then pretending to be rabbits and speaking to me like they are incapable of proper adult speech, in the most disgusting way ever.

Very much not funnier/Way funnier (depending on how much you hate/love me) is: Laughing so hard it hurts everywhere, but still continuing screeching for help from the hilarity and absurdity of the situation, and how absolutely ridiculous they look

Man, if only I could show you pictures.



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